20 5 / 2014

publishingpeon:

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Many thanks from Mr. and Mrs. PP :) (It’s been so long since I’ve used tumblr that I forgot how to reply -_-)

20 5 / 2014

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Fuck bullies. Seriously. I know it’s “old” news, but I just got really pissed after finding this out. Don’t threaten to get people fired, assholes. Everyone vents about their job, no matter how much they love or hate it. Somebody be power trippin’ and needs to get over themselves. I hope we find out which author it was (I’ve seen the rumors) so we don’t buy their book(s).

Damn it, I didn’t even get to say goodbye. :/

19 5 / 2014

19 5 / 2014



Doesn’t help that they address me as Mr., either.

19 5 / 2014

10 4 / 2014

18 3 / 2014



Please learn how to read submission guidelines. Because this is what happens when you don’t:

(Except imagine that everything is going into my recycle bin. I’m green like that.)

19 2 / 2014

18 2 / 2014

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And she’s abso-fucking-lutely adorable on the phone:
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Day. made!

15 2 / 2014

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Of all days, I roll my car into someone on Valentine’s Day. I felt like such an asshole. It’s okay, though — everyone’s fine. I’m okay, and the other guy’s okay. Or at least that’s what he told me. I was stuck in bumper-to-bumper Friday afternoon traffic for almost an hour (with an hour drive left to go) and somehow blinked/dozed off for like, two seconds too long. By the time I tried to brake, I already hit him. I’m usually a really safe driver, so I was super disappointed in myself.

At the time, I was just thinking to myself that it was time to exit the freeway and grab some coffee. Literally bumped into the guy a minute later. I wasn’t going too fast since my foot was on the brake the entire time I was in traffic… but still, I fucked up his bumper because I have an SUV and he had this old Toyota.

I already called my insurance and admitted fault, so now it’s just going through the process of fixing my car. So sad. I just bought my car brand new a few months ago.
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On the bright side, my fiancé gave me Valentine’s Day/”Cheer up, accidents happen” flowers after he got home from work. What a doll.
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